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madwriter(1) As spouse is pushing cart and I have one item in hand, toss item into cart and go hunting separately for other items.
(2) Other items secured, go seeking spouse, and find her at a self-checkout station.
(3) Put stack o' stuff down at self-checkout station across from spouse.
(4) When spouse is looking in another direction, glance around furtively and then snatch my original item from her cart and toss it on my own pile.
(5) Pretend to look innocent against the stares of startled surrounding shoppers.
(2) Other items secured, go seeking spouse, and find her at a self-checkout station.
(3) Put stack o' stuff down at self-checkout station across from spouse.
(4) When spouse is looking in another direction, glance around furtively and then snatch my original item from her cart and toss it on my own pile.
(5) Pretend to look innocent against the stares of startled surrounding shoppers.
